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		<title>With a title like Infestation, you gotta have a monster.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I set out to write Infestation I was working towards a relatively simple gag. I didn&#8217;t expect the story to last more than three or four pages. I wanted to just jot down a quick cynical pastiche of the film Prometheus and others like it. Once I started writing it though, I found I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I set out to write <em>Infestation</em> I was working towards a relatively simple gag. I didn&#8217;t expect the story to last more than three or four pages. I wanted to just jot down a quick cynical pastiche of the film <em>Prometheus</em> and others like it. Once I started writing it though, I found I had to restrain myself quite a bit.  In a very short amount of time I had started to develop something that was growing well beyond the scope of what was supposed to be a short story. This happens to me all the time. Try to write something short and quick, end up writing a script that covers 50 pages and still seems inadequate.</p>
<div id="attachment_420" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/03/04/with-a-title-like-infestation-you-gotta-have-a-monster/infestation-monster/" rel="attachment wp-att-420"><img class="size-medium wp-image-420" title="Infestation Monster 01" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Infestation-Monster-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Vote Giant Squid.</p></div>
<p>I ended up pulling a lot out of <em>Infestation</em> as I redrafted it, and this shows a little bit, although I suspect I&#8217;m the only person who will notice. What I kept was the essence of the story. A mysterious structure. Some investigators who use poor methodology, and, naturally, the monster.</p>
<div id="attachment_421" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/03/04/with-a-title-like-infestation-you-gotta-have-a-monster/character-designs0004/" rel="attachment wp-att-421"><img class="size-medium wp-image-421" title="Infestation Monster 02" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Character-Designs0004-212x300.png" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">His spidery warmth provides nutrients</p></div>
<p>You gotta have a monster.</p>
<div id="attachment_422" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/03/04/with-a-title-like-infestation-you-gotta-have-a-monster/character-designs0005/" rel="attachment wp-att-422"><img class="size-medium wp-image-422" title="Infestation Monster 03" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Character-Designs0005-212x300.png" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">When you hear a noise in the night, this guy is rearranging your shoes.</p></div>
<p>Seth turned in several slightly different iterations during the design process. They&#8217;re very monstery and I love them all.</p>
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		<title>Back to work</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my first day back in my office since my daughter was born on December 11th. I&#8217;m not crazy about it. Today we have another preview image from Infestation while Seth continues to work on the pages for the story. Here&#8217;s our protagonist, Captain Christen McCall. On a more positive note, I have good [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is my first day back in my office since my daughter was born on December 11th.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not crazy about it.</p>
<p>Today we have another preview image from Infestation while Seth continues to work on the pages for the story. Here&#8217;s our protagonist, Captain Christen McCall.</p>
<div id="attachment_409" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/02/25/back-to-work/character-designs0006/" rel="attachment wp-att-409"><img class="size-medium wp-image-409" title="Christen McCall" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Character-Designs0006-212x300.png" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Captain McCall does not ice skate in the story.</p></div>
<p>On a more positive note, I have good news on a long delayed upcoming project. Two years ago I wrote <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/view/literary-las-vegas-tales-from-fremont-street-133420123.html">Tales From Fremont Street</a>, a comic book to support the Las Vegas Valley Library District. Well, to be more accurate, I wrote two stories in the anthology book, and wrote the characters and framework for the other stories. It was a good book. People liked it. I still have a box of them somewhere. When you see me, feel free to buy one. Or ten. Or fifty. We had planned a followup book to debut at the next Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival this past November. That didn&#8217;t happen for a variety of reasons. The script I wrote last year has gone through a number of significant changes, and with direction from my editor we&#8217;ve gone back to the outline stage. We met to discuss the latest version of the outline yesterday and agreed on all the major points.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve started redrafting the script. Seth has started designing the characters and settings. Local artists are being selected for the project. The book has a title.</p>
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		<title>Another preview of Infestation.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In just a week or so, Emerald City Comic Con kicks off the con season. I won&#8217;t be there. Phoenix Comic Con is on Memorial Day weekend. Normally I&#8217;m there, but I might not be able to make it this year. I for sure won&#8217;t be exhibiting, because we dropped the ball and booths sold [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In just a week or so, Emerald City Comic Con kicks off the con season. I won&#8217;t be there. Phoenix Comic Con is on Memorial Day weekend. Normally I&#8217;m there, but I might not be able to make it this year. I for sure won&#8217;t be exhibiting, because we dropped the ball and booths sold out.</p>
<p>I will be in San Diego in July for the Big Show. I already paid for it. I can&#8217;t afford not to go. Also, it might just be the only show I make it to this year. With any luck, we&#8217;ll have Infestation posted by then.</p>
<div id="attachment_412" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/02/18/another-preview-of-infestation/character-designs0001/" rel="attachment wp-att-412"><img class="size-medium wp-image-412" title="Infestation Character Design 01" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Character-Designs0001-212x300.png" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The front and the back</p></div>
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<p>Until then, here&#8217;s another preview image for Infestation.</p>
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		<title>The travels of Li Xiuyuan and reflections on excuses.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 04:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spring of 1682 a monk of the Xingyiquan school of wudang walked out of the mountains. Khoroli was the chief of the Khoshut Mongols who where then rulers of the large, but thinly populated and rugged province of Qinghai, and it was said that he was the most favored student of the monk. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the spring of 1682 a monk of the Xingyiquan school of wudang walked out of the mountains. Khoroli was the chief of the Khoshut Mongols who where then rulers of the large, but thinly populated and rugged province of Qinghai, and it was said that he was the most favored student of the monk. Four years later, Khoroli would submit to rule under the Qing, and it is said that the Monk, upon hearing the news, remarked &#8220;He was my best student.&#8221;</p>
<p>The monk walked through the spring and into the winter before reaching the Levant and becoming a confidant and tutor to Grand Vizier <a title="Kara Mustafa Pasha" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kara_Mustafa_Pasha">Kara Mustafa Pasha</a>. Before the spring was through, the Grand Vizier was tempted to sack Vienna, and before the year was out, the forces of the Ottoman Empire had been dealt two crushing defeats in Vienna and Parkany and the Grand Vizier was dead by the hand of an executioner. This marked the beginning of the end for the Ottoman Empire. When the monk was told that the Grand Vizier had been executed by strangulation, it is said that he quietly shrugged and replied, &#8220;He was not a very good student.&#8221;</p>
<p>The monk was last seen walking north, with the intent of visiting Moscow. His reasons were his own, and he would only offer a small smile when asked what he would do when he got there.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s why I didn&#8217;t update last week. Because of a mysterious old Monk traveling into Tsarist Russia at the end of the 17th century. No, really. It&#8217;s all true.</p>
<div id="attachment_414" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/02/04/395/character-heads-1/" rel="attachment wp-att-414"><img class="size-medium wp-image-414" title="Character Heads 1" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Character-Heads-1-212x300.jpg" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Three heads, none of them historical Chinese monks.</p></div>
<p>Seth is still banging away at the pages for Infestation, and I&#8217;m still neck deep in cardboard boxes, although more and more of them are empty, as opposed to full. Last week my house looked like the final scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Now it just looks cluttered and disorganized.</p>
<p>Until Seth is ready, we&#8217;ll just keep running with these preliminary sketches. Today we have some conceptual head shots of some of the main characters.</p>
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		<title>Moving on up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 05:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday I drove my family from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City, wherein we spent four hours at IKEA, and had a very improbable run in with a couple we knew from Las Vegas who themselves had recently moved to SLC. After  a healthy shot of meatballs, I loaded the RV I had rented [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Saturday I drove my family from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City, wherein we spent four hours at IKEA, and had a very improbable run in with a couple we knew from Las Vegas who themselves had recently moved to SLC. After  a healthy shot of meatballs, I loaded the RV I had rented with seven Billy bookcases (81 lbs each) a five drawer chest, a high chair, and other assorted IKEA odds and ends. Then, seemingly for the hell of it, I drove to Boise. Seventeen hours and eight hundred or so miles later, we all arrived at our new home.</p>
<p>I immediately unloaded the RV and went to sleep.</p>
<p>Sunday I spent clearing an inch of ice from my new drive way.</p>
<p>Today, I assembled IKEA furniture, installed a thermostat, and ruined some frozen pizza.</p>
<p>All of which is little more than a long excuse for why there was no update earlier today. Also, we don&#8217;t have a new comic yet.</p>
<div id="attachment_416" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.roninspoon.com/2013/01/21/moving-on-up/daily-sketch015/" rel="attachment wp-att-416"><img class="size-medium wp-image-416" title="daily sketch015" src="http://www.roninspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/daily-sketch015-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Space bus.</p></div>
<p>It&#8217;s coming though, and to prove it, I&#8217;m going to show you some of the preliminary artwork Seth has handed in for the next story. A few months ago I sent Seth the script for the new story, titled <em>Infestation.</em> Less than 20 minutes later Seth replied that he had only read the first half of the first page, and that he was in. The next day he had sent me some questions about character design, and noted that he still hadn&#8217;t read more than a page of the script,  but his excitement was growing. The next day he sent me this drawing. The guy was jazzed. He hadn&#8217;t even finished illustrating <em>Corner Shot, No Magic, </em>and he hadn&#8217;t read hardly any of the script for <em>Infestation</em>, but he couldn&#8217;t stop talking about illustrating a space adventure. As you&#8217;ll see, eventually, his excitement paid off.</p>
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		<title>Corner Shot, No Magic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toady is the conclusion of Corner Shot, No Magic. It&#8217;s a bit anti-climatic perhaps, Nadine&#8217;s end was well established in last week&#8217;s comic with some degree of certainty. I apologize for that, it&#8217;s just one of those things that happens sometimes in the shift between print and web format. At least today&#8217;s comic has some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toady is the conclusion of <em>Corner Shot, No Magic.</em> It&#8217;s a bit anti-climatic perhaps, Nadine&#8217;s end was well established in last week&#8217;s comic with some degree of certainty. I apologize for that, it&#8217;s just one of those things that happens sometimes in the shift between print and web format. At least today&#8217;s comic has some dramatic angles and lighting! Additionally, it should be pretty clear now that Nadine has demons bigger than herself.</p>
<p>For a story written in just a few hours 10 years or more ago, I&#8217;m pretty pleased with the way it came out. The collaborative process with Seth on the layout and design was a lot of fun, and he added some significant contributions to how the story evolved from a short piece of prose into a comic that more or less makes sense.</p>
<p>Next up is a story called <em>Infestation</em>. Seth is hard at work on getting the pages in the can, but we&#8217;re not quite there yet. Next Monday we&#8217;ll have some preliminary art from the story to show you. I&#8217;m really excited about this one, and I think you&#8217;re going to like it.</p>
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		<title>Corner Shot, No Magic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What day is it? Is it Monday? Let&#8217;s pretend today is Monday, because yesterday, when it was really Monday, I enjoyed a comedy of travel errors that prevented me from having any network access. The day started with my Bronco mysteriously failing to operate halfway to breakfast as Boise began to experience a winter storm. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What day is it? Is it Monday? Let&#8217;s pretend today is Monday, because yesterday, when it was really Monday, I enjoyed a comedy of travel errors that prevented me from having any network access. The day started with my Bronco mysteriously failing to operate halfway to breakfast as Boise began to experience a winter storm. After sitting in the cold for an hour, a short ride in a tow truck, a slightly longer ride in a series of taxis, and an even longer taxi ride through a town paralyzed by three inches of snow, I nearly missed my flight back to Vegas.</p>
<p>So, today is Monday. Happy normal Monday, where nothing bad happens. Unless your name is Roger and you were kidnapped by a deranged woman battling some inner demons. If that&#8217;s the case, you probably wish it really were Tuesday.</p>
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		<title>Corner Shot, No Magic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 04:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last few days of 2012 have been kind of rough. Dropped a pie in the oven, closed the garage on my car, and then I forgot to update the comic this morning. I&#8217;m going to sit by the fire, drink some whiskey, smoke a cigar, and be thankful that my year hasn&#8217;t been as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last few days of 2012 have been kind of rough. Dropped a pie in the oven, closed the garage on my car, and then I forgot to update the comic this morning. I&#8217;m going to sit by the fire, drink some whiskey, smoke a cigar, and be thankful that my year hasn&#8217;t been as rough as Roger&#8217;s road trip. Maybe things will end better for Nadine?</p>
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		<title>Corner Shot, No Magic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. This is the season that I like to be thankful that I&#8217;ve not been kidnapped at gunpoint by an unhinged woman and forced to participate in a road trip of the damned. I think we can all relate.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. This is the season that I like to be thankful that I&#8217;ve not been kidnapped at gunpoint by an unhinged woman and forced to participate in a road trip of the damned. I think we can all relate.</p>
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		<title>Corner Shot, No Magic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say half of a journey is the destination. Nadine and Roger have finally reached their destination. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s going to be an improvement over the other half of the journey. Last Tuesday my wife gave birth to our second child, a little girl named Emma who looks like a tiny old man. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say half of a journey is the destination. Nadine and Roger have finally reached their destination. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s going to be an improvement over the other half of the journey.</p>
<p>Last Tuesday my wife gave birth to our second child, a little girl named Emma who looks like a tiny old man. As a consequence, I&#8217;ve been spending a lot of time sitting quietly and holding the baby as she sleeps. I&#8217;ve taken this opportunity to finally watch Lost.</p>
<p>There are parts of this show that just don&#8217;t make any sense. I&#8217;m not talking about the polar bears, elaborate conspiracies or smoke monsters, that stuff all makes sense in the context of the established fantasy. I&#8217;m talking about things like, how much physical abuse Sawyer takes, How Hurley manages to keep on the weight, how easily Charlie kicks heroin, why John Locke would choose such shitty knives, how no one gets heat exhaustion, how quickly papayas grow.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m five episodes into the third season, and poor jackass Sawyer has been stabbed through the arm, shot in the shoulder, tortured, and been the target of multiple vicious ass kickings. The primary semi-permanent side effect of all this attention is some headaches that force him to wear funny looking spectacles. He hasn&#8217;t gotten any infections, abscesses, or broken bones, and he&#8217;s still spry enough to hike about and get in more fist fights. I have a feeling, that as I continue to watch, Sawyer will continue to be the woeful target of inexplicable amounts of abuse so the audience can relate to the dangers of their situation.</p>
<p>Also, and this just happens to be on the top of my mind having watched SE03E05, how is it that Eko is such a notorious warlord that everyone knows him, yet no one questions why he is suddenly a priest, or where his brother has suddenly gone?</p>
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